Mass Effect pick up lines:

doctorscience:

eternalshiva:

asphyxi4tion:

Hey girl, how much omni-gel would it take to bypass your panties?

Hey girl, its not Prothean but I have a beacon that will give you visions.

I want to cure your Genophage.

I want to accelerate through your Mass Relay.

I’d love to probe your hemispheres for rare anomalies.

I just got a rail extension upgrade, if you know what I mean

do you say “i’m busy doing calibrations” to turn them down

(via massdefect)